For 2000 years, you have been awaiting my second coming. And now I’ve come back to save humanity, it’s all gone horribly wrong.

I have found myself incarnated in the body of Dave Headstrong, a controversial rock singer who has dedicated his life to fighting and debunking the Church – my Church! And to make things worse, this time I’ve come stripped of my divine powers. How can I reveal myself to the world when I’m trapped in this poor deluded mortal’s helpless body? Will anyone believe what I have to say or will they write me off as a madman?

I, Jesus, rock star didn’t choose this path, but I’m not going to give up. I am ready to fight for the salvation of mankind whatever the cost. Social issues, political conflicts, the venality of religion, a crisis of faith and a lot of loud rock music – I am willing to go through all of this to complete my mission.

So, will you follow me?